February 2012
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October 2009
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Oct 13th
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Oct 10th
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Clever & Brave College Application to NYU
Here’s an excerpt from a hilarious application to NYU by Rob Gallagher. 3A. IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON? I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling...
Oct 9th
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“Fairness is not a standard.”
– Life
Oct 9th
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iPhone Thumbs Up. No FAIL here. Journey to RESTORE...
iPhone update via iTunes La la la Ooops. $#@%! Botched it right before it was done by accidentally disconnecting. DOHHHHH! RESTORE iPhone. Yikes. Sweat. Nervous. Panic. Voila! EVERYTHING was returned to my phone (save the most recent Facebook app) through the backup done by iTunes. Success! 2 thumbs up to Apple! The End.
Oct 9th
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If you’re into altercations NYC cabbie style here’s a Cab vs. Pedicab brawl! From our friends at Huffington Post
Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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“It is impossible to lick your elbow.”
– Source Unknown. If you can prove otherwise, I can get you a gig with Cirque du Soleil. Even more true, over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow, but not because they need a job.
Oct 7th
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ListenNothing’s jollier than the Bare Necessities...
Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
“My other car is a loaner”
– Me (If I did bumper stickers on my car…)
Oct 2nd
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Oct 1st
September 2009
15 posts
“I told my younger sister to bite me so she would get in trouble. But I was...”
– Confession of my 6 year old daughter about her behavior at 3 years old.
Sep 30th
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Insane Ideas Are Often the Best Ones: Little Miss... →
How many people said this wouldn’t work?
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Gil Unfiltered →
Is it vain to post a link to myself? OK. I thought so.
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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“Dear Alabama and Florida, Come get your damn water. Signed Atlanta.”
– @MarshallRamsey — Best Tweet of the Day during Atlanta’s Great Flood of 2009 referencing the never ending water rights fight among the states
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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“The message that you get, in a lot of ways, is actually less important than who...”
– Mark Zuckerberg, Founder of Facebook in a Fast Company interview Distribution and trust truly appear to have dethroned the Content King.
Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 19th
I have a feeling she really hates bugs
6 y.o. Daughter: If you had to choose, would you rather eat a bug or die?
4 y.o. Daughter: What?
6 y.o. Daughter: If someone made you choose one, would you rather eat a bug or die?
4 y.o. Daughter: I wouldn't want to do either of those things.
6 y.o. Daughter: No! You have to choose one. Would you rather eat a bug or die?
4 y.o. Daughter: Uhm. I would just sit there and look at it.
6 y.o. Daughter: No, that's not one of the choices!!! You must choose one.
4 y.o. Daughter: I would die.
Sep 17th
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Sep 14th
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Tumblr: Just when you half-way figured out Twitter →
Sep 14th
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
– Oscar Wilde
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