document.write('\x3cmeta http-equiv=\x22x-dns-prefetch-control\x22 content=\x22off\x22/\x3e\x3col class=\x22tumblr_posts\x22\x3e\x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_video_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_video\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3ciframe width=\x22400\x22 height=\x22300\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/jVjm6I9xi3U?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eTexting while walking PSA\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_video_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_video\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3ciframe width=\x22400\x22 height=\x22300\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/eYahgzpVXNo?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eI Gotta Feeling, I\x26#8217;m hanging out in the \x26#8216;burbs. Evidently this is one of many videos this 14 year old makes\x26#8230;\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr7oo0PKa01qa1hlfo1_400.jpg\x22 alt=\x22Nice take on LD relationships.\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eNice take on LD relationships.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr5r6uK4WY1qz4ueho1_400.jpg\x22 alt=\x22Beware the owl that drives a Nissan! See the other photos at the link below. Kudos to the rescuer.\x0aguillee:\x0aTiny Owl is not impressed with your shenanigans. (Owl in a box, by Reynen.)\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eBeware the owl that drives a Nissan! See the other photos at the link below. Kudos to the rescuer.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e\x3ca href=\x22http://blog.gesteves.com/post/206880259/tiny-owl-is-not-impressed-with-your-shenanigans\x22\x3eguillee\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3eTiny Owl is not impressed with your shenanigans. (\x3ca href=\x22http://reynen.livejournal.com/97704.html\x22\x3eOwl in a box\x3c/a\x3e, by \x3ca href=\x22http://reynen.livejournal.com/\x22\x3eReynen\x3c/a\x3e.)\x3c/blockquote\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_text_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_title\x22\x3eClever \x26amp; Brave College Application to NYU\x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_body\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3cp\x3eHere\x26#8217;s an excerpt from a hilarious application to NYU by Rob Gallagher.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e3A. IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: \x3cb\x3eARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON\x3c/b\x3e?\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eI am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I\x26#8217;ve been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eOccasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eI woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eUsing only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I\x26#8217;m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eI am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eCritics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eI don\x26#8217;t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eMy deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eI can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eI once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eI balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eYears ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eI breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eI have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eBut I have not yet gone to college.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e### It turns out that it\x26#8217;s not real but that \x3ca title=\x22Wikipedia tells all\x22 href=\x22http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Gallagher_%28humorist%29\x22\x3eGallagher\x3c/a\x3e allegedly wrote it in high school for an essay contest.\u00a0 Nevertheless, I would have voted for him if I were on the admissions committee!\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eThanks to \x3ca href=\x22http://www.robbell.com\x22\x3eRob Bell\x3c/a\x3e for sharing this as part of his great imagery in his Drops Like Stars Tour!\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eWhy didn\x26#8217;t I think of this approach when I applied for college!!!?\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_quote_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_quote\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3cspan class=\x22tumblr_open_quote\x22\x3e\x26#147;\x3c/span\x3eFairness is not a standard.\x3cspan class=\x22tumblr_close_quote\x22\x3e\x26#148;\x3c/span\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_source\x22\x3e\x0a                        Life\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_text_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_title\x22\x3eiPhone Thumbs Up. No FAIL here. Journey to RESTORE and back.\x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_body\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3cp\x3e\x3col\x3e\x3cli\x3eiPhone update via iTunes\x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3eLa la la\x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3eOoops. $#@%! Botched it right before it was done by accidentally disconnecting.\x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3eDOHHHHH!\x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3eRESTORE iPhone.\x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3eYikes.\x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3eSweat. \x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3eNervous.\x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3ePanic.\x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3eVoila! EVERYTHING was returned to my phone (save the most recent Facebook app) through the backup done by iTunes.\x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3eSuccess! 2 thumbs up to Apple!\x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3c/ol\x3eThe End.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_video_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_video\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3cobject type=\x22application/x-shockwave-flash\x22 id=\x22video\x22 width=\x22400\x22 height=\x22331\x22 data=\x22http://www.myfoxny.com/video/videoplayer.swf\x22\x3e\x3cparam value=\x22http://www.myfoxny.com/video/videoplayer.swf\x22 name=\x22movie\x22 /\x3e\x3cparam value=\x22\x26amp;skin=MP1ExternalAll-MFL.swf\x26amp;embed=true\x26amp;adSrc=http%3A%2F%2Fad%2Edoubleclick%2Enet%2Fadx%2Ftsg%2Ewnyw%2Fnews%2Fmetro%2Fmetro%5F01%2Fdetail%3Bdcmt%3Dtext%2Fxml%3Bpos%3D%3Btile%3D2%3Bfname%3D091005%5FPedicab%5FOperator%5FTaxi%5FDriver%5FBrawl%3Bsz%3D320x240%3Bord%3D500186439304660100%3Frand%3D0%2E8706009659275578\x26amp;flv=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyfoxny%2Ecom%2Ffeeds%2FoutboundFeed%3FobfType%3DVIDEO%5FPLAYER%5FSMIL%5FFEED%26componentId%3D130739129\x26amp;img=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia2%2Emyfoxny%2Ecom%2F%2Fphoto%2F2009%2F10%2F05%2F091005pedicabraw%5Ftmb0000%5F20091005161129%5F640%5F480%2EJPG\x26amp;story=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyfoxny%2Ecom%2Fdpp%2Fnews%2Flocal%5Fnews%2Fmanhattan%2F091005%5FPedicab%5FOperator%5FTaxi%5FDriver%5FBrawl\x22 name=\x22FlashVars\x22 /\x3e\x3cparam value=\x22all\x22 name=\x22allowNetworking\x22 /\x3e\x3cparam value=\x22always\x22 name=\x22allowScriptAccess\x22 /\x3e\x3c/object\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eIf you\x26#8217;re into altercations NYC cabbie style here\x26#8217;s a Cab vs. Pedicab brawl! From our friends at \x3ca title=\x22Huffington Post Video\x22 href=\x22http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/06/cab-vs-pedicab-road-rage_n_311303.html\x22\x3eHuffington Post\x3c/a\x3e\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr5kgvhqol1qa3f8lo1_400.jpg\x22 alt=\x22Recession: Been there done that\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eRecession: Been there done that\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_video_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_video\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3ciframe width=\x22400\x22 height=\x22323\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/-zcOFN_VBVo?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eAmazing 1-take unedited video lipdub to the Black Eyed Peas\x26#8217; \x26#8220;I Gotta Feeling\x26#8221; (For the uninitiated, that means they\x26#8217;re lip synching to a \x3cb\x3egreat song\x3c/b\x3e). OK, I admit it. I\x26#8217;m a closet Black Eyed Peas fan, but after all, this \x3ci\x3eis\x3c/i\x3e Gil Unfiltered. That merits an OOC!!\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eWhy couldn\x26#8217;t we do fun thinks like this when I was in school? Also, see the \x3ca title=\x22CNN Story on Video\x22 href=\x22http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TNOkJC_Kyw\x22\x3eCNN story\x3c/a\x3e on this.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a\x3c/ol\x3e');